The President has a full agenda before he leaves office next January.....

• Get more friends than Putin on Facebook.
• Learn to spell Afganastan.
• Start writing things down, so I'll have something to turn over to my library at SMU.
• Remove the "M" keys from all the White House typewriters before John
  McCain moves in, heh heh.
• Remove all the "O" and "C" keys from the typewriters just in case.
• Watch a little C-Span to see what all the fuss is about.
• Call Habitat for Humanity and see where they're building next February.
• Find somebody to write my autobiography.
• Get back to work on the going to Mars plan! ALMOST FORGOT! LOL!
• Finally beat Condi at arm-wrestling.
• Fill nail holes on White House walls with toothpaste so as not to lose the security deposit.
• Stay up later than Cheney.
• Sit in the big boy seat at a State Dinner.
• Secure a spot on next year's Dancing with the Stars. Become BFF with Tom Bergeron.
• Spend $600 tax rebate check at Wal-Mart.