***Sir, put the schmear down!  You'll have to enjoy your bagel when you get to your destination.  Jesse White is the biggest Nanny this state has ever seen!

***Zorn writes about how angry Rev. Sen. Meeks was when he got 'the shaft' from Crazy Rod.  Clearly Rev. Sen. Meeks does not get his daily dose of the Kelm and Kirk Show!

***When you read stories, like this, about our soldiers, you realize what a complete freakin' wussy you really are...

***We've written about the Nutty President of Chicago State University - Evil Emil's favorite Pork Project.  Well, on her way out, she had one more insane moment...

***Your city leaders ON TOP of this tourism problem...well, as soon as they get around to scheduling a meeting...you know, with the Fair and all, people are busy...any day now, though, they are going to get a plan together...really...


***Crazy Rod and another 'big idea' to help the City of Chicago.  He says he is going to place speed cameras on each interstate to catch speeders and raise $50M to hire 500 more Troopers to assist Chicago and 'other' urban areas in the state.

***What is it about the weenie Nat'l Media and their hand-wringing about 'negative' campaigning?  It as if every four years, the US public should forget about all of the crap, crass 'media' that is shoved down our throats by these very outlets and we should all hold hands and sing Kum-By-Ya. 

***Nearly 50% of Americans are sick of hearing about The Obama.  That can't be a good stat for a presidential candidate.